starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...
Listen here you little fucks.
littlepancake: the-beautiful-world: THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY. DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED MILLIONS. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK. While I completely agree with this, the 9/11 attack didn’t kill ‘millions’ it killed a little over 1000. But still, no. Don’t compare A COMPANY BUYING A WEBSITE TO A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING...
kushdrinker: teach me how to
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
idiosyncratic-lavender: whats in the bag
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit
iguanamouth: banesboner: am-pour-me-a-glass: gingadensetsusmokeweed: everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest nugget nugger nuggest new pokemon evolutionary line forgive me for i have sinned
ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT WHAT THE FUCK I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
I wonder if you can ride any pokemon big enough to carry you, or if gogoat has an ability or move that makes it rideable?
I should make a sloth plush backpack. Maybe that’ll be a summer project :o~
greekgogurt: beep beep friends
I want pizza, but it’s too late to order it because I have to go to bed in 20 minutes u.u Pizza never gets here in less than thirty.
I'm curious, reblog if you have a webkinz and...
cheesybalone: I just remembered what I truly believe to be the worst Webkinz ever created. I can’t comprehend how obnoxious it is. I got one when I was younger and I didn’t know what to do so I named it Jackie Burkhart because she’s obnoxious and loves unicorns. I don’t even know anymore. What’s even worse is apparently these became super rare and sought after I saw one on eBay for...
danistotallyuncool: naking: mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD